An Old Classic – What if thelabcoatguy and The Hustler had a Baby?

For the record, neither of us is gay nor has a womb.

However, if a discredited Korean biogenetic scientist managed to scrape some tissues from the inside of my mouth whilst I was asleep, and cloned those cells in with cells taken from the lip of  just one of The Hustler’s millions of spent Tim Horton’s extra large double cream roll up the rims , and if that Korean scientist mixed those cells up to create a evil man baby clone, that man baby would look exactly like this:

I’m all for saving the earth but…

Don’t get me wrong I love this planet and I want to see it last for millions and millions of years.  I might even still be here to enjoy it then if Ray Kurzweil is right.

So please don’t take this story the wrong way.  I hug trees when I’m out for walks.  I hug the curve too.

Today I went to my local grocery store with a mission.  Food.  A man’s gotta eat.  You’ve got to understand that my local grocery store is a whole 5 minute drive from my place of residence, 10 minutes if you include a slide through Tim Horton’s, which is usually the case for me.  This small bit of information should help you empathize with me in a few moments.

I get to my local grocery store and realized that I had left my precious green boxes at the top of my stairs.  I’m all the way out here and find myself in a bit of an ethical dilemma.  … Continue Reading